Go elsewhere to read in memoriam bios of Michael Lee Aday; I'm here to talk about Meat Loaf dammit!
He passed away yesterday and even those of us who were not huge fans recognize his importance to the rock world. He came along at a time when rock stars typically looked like Bruce Springsteen or Joey Ramone -- skinny kids in their twenties hungry for their next meal. Or else they were glam, androgynous Brits like Bowie, Rod Stewart and Freddie Mercury - gangly guys in super-sleek slacks. And then here comes Meat Loaf, this big, fat, sweaty dude with long hair and sloppy clothes... He didn’t fit the mold.
And then his Bat Out of Hell album, which was initially rejected by any and every record company in the business. Album composer Jim Steinman described the dismissals he and Meat Loaf endured as "brutal". Along the way, the two were not only turned down, but branded as crazy, untalented and incompetent by so-called geniuses like the imperious and forever over-celebrated Clive Davis. It's a testament to Steinman's and Meat Loaf's fortitude and belief in their own talent that they were able to persevere and eventually find a home at Cleveland International/Epic Records.
The company's decision paid off with the success of the album's third single “Paradise by the Dashboard Light". It is, of course, a song about a teenage boy who takes his girlfriend up to the lake in his car and tries to talk her into having sex. She's reluctant and asks him to swear that he’ll love her forever — “til the end of time.” He promises he will, but of course by song's end he’s “praying for the end of time” so he can break up with her.
That song blows you away with its storytelling and the way it so jarringly and repeatedly changes tempo and style. And it’s so theatrical, like a rock opera — similar to “Bohemian Rhapsody”. And the fact that the track was so long and non-radio-friendly, which mattered so much at the time of its release (1977.) And the song’s completely bizarre incorporation of New York Yankees broadcaster Phil Rizzuto announcing a baseball game — but it’s really a metaphor for these two kids having sex… Just so amazingly creative.
And the great lyrics:
"It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better that it is today"
“And we’re glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife…”
“Ain’t no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed — cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed.”
Oh, and that cover art!... The muscled hero onboard a motorcycle exploding out of the grave, illustrated in the style of a Frank Frazetta comic... And Meat Loaf's name in that Old English-looking Bradley font was the perfect compliment. The album went on to become one of the best selling LPs of all time. In 1977 everyone you knew had Fleetwood Mac Rumors, Frampton Comes Alive, Hotel California, the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and Bat Out of Hell.
And finally, in 1993 Meat Loaf had his famous comeback and again collaborated with Bat Out of Hell Steinman to produce Bat Out of Hell II. Considered a 70s relic by most, Meat Loaf defied the doubters with his sequel and managed to catch lightning in a bottle a second time with another 8 minute-plus power ballad and monster single, "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That".The song was an even bigger chart hit than “Paradise” and the its similar themes, style, arrangement and male/female vocals brought back fond memories of "Paradise" while also creating a new generation of Meat Loaf fans nearly two decades after his debut.
So Godspeed to an uncompromising original. Meat Loaf broke through on his terms and paved the way for the success of Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, the B-52's, Weezer and other artists with unconventional images and non-conforming music.
This started out as just fun reminiscing between me and my son, but it quickly evolved into a half hour long exercise. It's important to know that in the course of compiling this list, neither of us searched YouTube, checked any Reddit threads, or Googled things like “Greatest sports moments”. It wasn’t intentional; it's just that neither of us thought to do it. And that's a good thing because in retrospect, if you have to use the internet to find more moments, then by definition those moments weren’t actually all that memorable... Makes sense, right?... Oh, and if you're wondering why the list only includes football and basketball... well I guess it's just more proof that those are in fact the two greatest sports God ever invented : )
Kawhi's buzzer beater - 2019
Like something out of the cheesiest sports movie ever, the 2019 NBA Eastern Conference semifinals ended at the horn with the ball bouncing around the rim (seemingly in slow motion) while everyone in the arena and watching at home held their breath.
Boise State's trick plays stun Oklahoma - 2007
Trailing powerhouse Oklahoma by seven with :18 left and faced with a 4th and 18, heavy underdog Boise State used a backyard football favorite -- the hook and lateral -- to score and take the the game to overtime. Moments later, the Broncos gambled big again and called on another gadget play (the "Statue of Liberty") to complete a 2-pt conversion and end the game. The cherry on the sundae was watching running back Ian Johnson (after scoring) race over to celebrate with the Boise State fans and then propose to his cheerleader girlfriend.
Ray Allen's clutch three - 2013
In Game 6 of the 2013 NBA Finals, the San Antonio Spurs were on the precipice of sending the Miami Heat superteam home, when unsung hero Chris Bosh rebounded a LeBron miss and got the ball to the corner for this series saving three-pointer by the always unflappable Ray Allen.
Lebron's chase down - 2016
Speaking of King James, this was perhaps the greatest play of his career, executed at the biggest moment because this layup by Golden State's Andre Iguodala would have likely clinched them the championship.
"The Bush Push" - 2005
Another epic match-up between Notre Dame and USC ended with the defending national champion Trojans (who came into the game on a 27 game winning streak) trailing but sitting at the ND goal line with fifteen seconds left. In a crazy sequence, quarterback Matt Leinart tried an end run but was crushed by the Irish defense and driven out of bounds as the ball was knocked loose. The clock continued to run down to 00:00 but the refs (correctly) put time back on for one more play. Leinart then tried a QB sneak and was initially stuffed, only to have teammate Reggie Bush plow him into the end zone for the win. After this game, the NCAA outlawed this type of runner assistance, but then later reversed that rule so these "push the pile" plays are actually legal once again.
Chiefs vs. Rams on Monday night - 2018
Two 9-1 teams, both with super-charged offenses, collided on Monday Night Football and slugged it out touchdown-for-touchdown for sixty minutes. Highlights included four lead changes in the fourth quarter, 50+ points scored by each team, and the highest cumulative score in the history of MNF.
The "Beast Mode" run - 2010
This one might have made the list even if it wasn't a playoff game. Never has there been a more fitting nickname for a professional sports highlight.
Syracuse vs. UConn, 6 overtimes - 2009
Over the years, the Big East Tournament has been a showcase for tons of great players -- Pearl Washington, Patrick Ewing, Carmelo Anthony and Kemba Walker, just to name a few. But what this game lacked in star power, it more than made up for in edge-of-your-seat excitement. Remarkably, this was only a quarterfinal game and the winning team (Syracuse) had to play again the very next night.
Odell's impossible grab - 2014
With all eyes watching in a Sunday night game against "America's team" the Dallas Cowboys, Odell Beckham Jr.'s jaw-dropping catch was a cultural shift that naturally broke the internet.
Chris Davis' "Kick Six" - 2013
A great call by the Auburn announcers ("There goes Davis!... Auburn's gonna win the football game!") only added another layer of memorability to this frenzy of a finish in the 2013 Iron Bowl.
The helmet catch - 2008
There's no bigger stage than one minute to go and trailing in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl. David Tyree's name would be forgotten today except for this amazingly clutch catch in what was at the time, the most-watched Super Bowl ever.