An all new set of trailers... and hearty commentary. Enjoy.
The Sitter (December 9)
"Adventures in Babysitting meets Superbad with a smattering of Sex Drive."
The Sitter (December 9)
"Adventures in Babysitting meets Superbad with a smattering of Sex Drive."
"Adventures in Babysitting is right. The movie's already drawing tons of criticism around the internet for copycatting. And deservedly so -- it's the exact same movie, only with tons of f-bombs!"
"It really is disgraceful how much they stole from that movie -- reluctant babysitter, same number of kids (3), taking them into the city to an all-black nightclub, criminals chasing them... The list goes on and on."
"This seems really raunchy. What kind of parent would let their child act in a movie like this? Still, I did laugh when he whispered, 'I f**king hate you too. I'll destroy you,' to the little girl."
"Bruh, I want 'Soul Baby' to be my new nickname!"
"Bruh, I want 'Soul Baby' to be my new nickname!"
"Melancholia is the perfect title for this film. I wanted to like that trailer but it was really depressing."
"In fairness, it's a movie about a shaky marriage set against the backdrop of a rogue planet crashing into the earth. So what's there to be happy about?"
"By the way, Kirsten Dunst won Best Actress at Cannes for this."
"That's also where the director Lars von Trier sabotaged himself by making jokes about Nazis during a press conference. It's painful to watch."
"Nazi jokes to a roomful of Frenchmen?... Dude, know your audience!"
New Year's Eve (December 9)
"Ensemble pieces like this (Valentine's Day, He's Just Not That Into You) that have the multiple storylines going on at the same time, always seem really gimmicky to me."
"Ensemble pieces like this (Valentine's Day, He's Just Not That Into You) that have the multiple storylines going on at the same time, always seem really gimmicky to me."
"Box office poison Ashton Kutcher in the same movie with box office poison Katherine Heigl... Why didn't they throw in Nicholas Cage too? This film has no chance."
"Zac Effron, Jon Bon Jovi, Carson Daly, Seth Myers... I can't imagine any heterosexual men would want to see this."
"My focus is on the women. Halle Berry is still hot. Jessica Biel looks great too. But someone needs to tell Sofia Vergara that her spicy Latina schtick is wearing thin."
"I guarantee you, Robert DeNiro will only be in that one scene you saw at the very end."
The Hunger Games (March 23)
"I know this movie's based on a popular novel but there's not a lot of originality here. I see elements of Orwell's novel 1984, Shirley Jackson's short story "The Lottery", "The Most Dangerous Game", Stephen King's "The Long Walk", and The Running Man."
"It's also very similar to The Condemned, which was distributed by the same studio -- Lionsgate."
"The release date is what concerns me. March and April are typically months where studios clear the decks for summer releases they think are going to make a lot of money. Scheduling this for March 23rd makes me think execs in the know don't believe this movie's any good."
"Stunt casting Lenny Kravitz and featuring him so prominently in the trailer should also be a warning sign."
My Week With Marilyn (Now playing)
"So I heard this is based on a supposed real-life incident that took place when Marilyn was filming The Prince and the Showgirl."
"I'm planning on seeing it. Michelle Williams is the new Jennifer Jason Leigh. Young actress who started off doing light, teen-oriented stuff. You didn't think much of her at first but she turned out to be really talented."
"Absolutely. Shutter Island, Blue Valentine... She always chooses interesting roles and she's always really good."
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