January 21, 2022

R.I.P. Meat Loaf (with so many "Ands")

Go elsewhere to read in memoriam bios of Michael Lee Aday; I'm here to talk about Meat Loaf dammit!

He passed away yesterday and even those of us who were not huge fans recognize his importance to the rock world. He came along at a time when rock stars typically looked like Bruce Springsteen or Joey Ramone -- skinny kids in their twenties hungry for their next meal. Or else they were glam, androgynous Brits like Bowie, Rod Stewart and Freddie Mercury - gangly guys in super-sleek slacks. And then here comes Meat Loaf, this big, fat, sweaty dude with long hair and sloppy clothes... He didn’t fit the mold.

And then his Bat Out of Hell album, which was initially rejected by any and every record company in the business. Album composer Jim Steinman described the dismissals he and Meat Loaf endured as "brutal". Along the way, the two were not only turned down, but branded as crazy, untalented and incompetent by so-called geniuses like the imperious and forever over-celebrated Clive Davis. It's a testament to Steinman's and Meat Loaf's fortitude and belief in their own talent that they were able to persevere and eventually find a home at Cleveland International/Epic Records. 

The company's decision paid off with the success of the album's third single “Paradise by the Dashboard Light". It is, of course, a song about a teenage boy who takes his girlfriend up to the lake in his car and tries to talk her into having sex. She's reluctant and asks him to swear that he’ll love her forever — “til the end of time.” He promises he will, but of course by song's end he’s “praying for the end of time” so he can break up with her.


That song blows you away with its storytelling and the way it so jarringly and repeatedly changes tempo and style. And it’s so theatrical, like a rock opera — similar to “Bohemian Rhapsody”. And the fact that the track was so long and non-radio-friendly, which mattered so much at the time of its release (1977.) And the song’s completely bizarre incorporation of New York Yankees broadcaster Phil Rizzuto announcing a baseball game — but it’s really a metaphor for these two kids having sex… Just so amazingly creative. 

And the great lyrics:
"It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better that it is today"
“And we’re glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife…”
“Ain’t no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed — cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed.” 

Oh, and that cover art!... The muscled hero onboard a motorcycle exploding out of the grave, illustrated in the style of a Frank Frazetta comic... And Meat Loaf's name in that Old English-looking Bradley font was the perfect compliment. The album went on to become one of the best selling LPs of all time. In 1977 everyone you knew had Fleetwood Mac Rumors, Frampton Comes Alive, Hotel California, the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack and Bat Out of Hell.


And finally, in 1993 Meat Loaf  had his famous comeback and again collaborated with Bat Out of Hell Steinman to produce Bat Out of Hell IIConsidered a 70s relic by most, Meat Loaf defied the doubters with his sequel and managed to catch lightning in a bottle a second time with another 8 minute-plus power ballad and monster single, "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That".  The song was an even bigger chart hit than “Paradise” and the its similar themes, style, arrangement and male/female vocals brought back fond memories of "Paradise" while also creating a new generation of Meat Loaf fans nearly two decades after his debut.

So Godspeed to an uncompromising original. Meat Loaf broke through on his terms and paved the way for the success of Elvis Costello, Talking Heads, the B-52's, Weezer and other artists with unconventional images and non-conforming music.

January 4, 2022

Most Memorable Sports Moments of the 2000s

This started out as just fun reminiscing between me and my son, but it quickly evolved into a half hour long exercise. It's important to know that in the course of compiling this list, neither of us searched YouTube, checked any Reddit threads, or Googled things like “Greatest sports moments”. It wasn’t intentional; it's just that neither of us thought to do it. And that's a good thing because in retrospect, if you have to use the internet to find more moments, then by definition those moments weren’t actually all that memorable... Makes sense, right?... Oh, and if you're wondering why the list only includes football and basketball... well I guess it's just more proof that those are in fact the two greatest sports God ever invented : )


Kawhi's buzzer beater - 2019

Like something out of the cheesiest sports movie ever, the 2019 NBA Eastern Conference semifinals ended at the horn with the ball bouncing around the rim (seemingly in slow motion) while everyone in the arena and watching at home held their breath.

Boise State's trick plays stun Oklahoma - 2007

Trailing powerhouse Oklahoma by seven with :18 left and faced with a 4th and 18, heavy underdog Boise State used a backyard football favorite -- the hook and lateral -- to score and take the the game to overtime. Moments later, the Broncos gambled big again and called on another gadget play (the "Statue of Liberty") to complete a 2-pt conversion and end the game. The cherry on the sundae was watching running back Ian Johnson (after scoring) race over to celebrate with the Boise State fans and then propose to his cheerleader girlfriend.

Ray Allen's clutch three - 2013

In Game 6 of the 2013 NBA Finals, the San Antonio Spurs were on the precipice of sending the Miami Heat superteam home, when unsung hero Chris Bosh rebounded a LeBron miss and got the ball to the corner for this series saving three-pointer by the always unflappable Ray Allen.


Lebron's chase down - 2016

Speaking of King James, this was perhaps the greatest play of his career, executed at the biggest moment because this layup by Golden State's Andre Iguodala would have likely clinched them the championship.

"The Bush Push" - 2005

Another epic match-up between Notre Dame and USC ended with the defending national champion Trojans (who came into the game on a 27 game winning streak) trailing but sitting at the ND goal line with fifteen seconds left. In a crazy sequence, quarterback Matt Leinart tried an end run but was crushed by the Irish defense and driven out of bounds as the ball was knocked loose. The clock continued to run down to 00:00 but the refs (correctly) put time back on for one more play. Leinart then tried a QB sneak and was initially stuffed, only to have teammate Reggie Bush plow him into the end zone for the win. After this game, the NCAA outlawed this type of runner assistance, but then later reversed that rule so these "push the pile" plays are actually legal once again.

Chiefs vs. Rams on Monday night - 2018

Two 9-1 teams, both with super-charged offenses, collided on Monday Night Football and slugged it out touchdown-for-touchdown for sixty minutes. Highlights included four lead changes in the fourth quarter, 50+ points scored by each team, and the highest cumulative score in the history of MNF.

The "Beast Mode" run - 2010

This one might have made the list even if it wasn't a playoff game. Never has there been a more fitting nickname for a professional sports highlight. 


Syracuse vs. UConn, 6 overtimes - 2009

Over the years, the Big East Tournament has been a showcase for tons of great players -- Pearl Washington, Patrick Ewing, Carmelo Anthony and Kemba Walker, just to name a few. But what this game lacked in star power, it more than made up for in edge-of-your-seat excitement. Remarkably, this was only a quarterfinal game and the winning team (Syracuse) had to play again the very next night.


Odell's impossible grab - 2014

With all eyes watching in a Sunday night game against "America's team" the Dallas Cowboys, Odell Beckham Jr.'s jaw-dropping catch was a cultural shift that naturally broke the internet.


Chris Davis' "Kick Six" - 2013

A great call by the Auburn announcers ("There goes Davis!... Auburn's gonna win the football game!") only added another layer of memorability to this frenzy of a finish in the 2013 Iron Bowl.


The helmet catch - 2008

There's no bigger stage than one minute to go and trailing in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl. David Tyree's name would be forgotten today except for this amazingly clutch catch in what was at the time, the most-watched Super Bowl ever.





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December 13, 2021

Great Album Covers: The Score, Head Games & Vacation

For their breakthrough 1996 album, The Score, The Fugees lifted the font and styling used for the cover of Mario Puzo's novel The Godfather and then added the heavily-shadowed faces of group members Wyclef Jean, Pras Michel and Lauryn Hill.


Foreigner's 1979 album Head Games featured the grainy image of a nubile high school girl seemingly startled as she's caught in the act invading a boy's bathroom. Seventeen-year-old Lisanne Falk (daughter of Peter Falk, aka TV's Columbo) was the teen model used for the photoshoot and years later she would gain fame as one of the Heathers in the 1988 movie of the same name.


Just like in the iconic video for the album's eponymous first single, the Go-Go's Vacation featured the group posing as professional water skiers. A popular all-female team from Cypress Garden, Florida (dressed in white chiffon-like skirts and matching head pieces) was filmed synchronized skiing and waving to the camera. The Go-Go's heads were then superimposed on the skiers' bodies and the result was the postcard-inspired cover for band's sophomore effort.



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December 11, 2021

Shout Out to: Dian Parkinson

Now defunct Stuff magazine (the sister publication of Maxim) used to have a department called “Babes of Yore” which would remember female sex symbols of the past (e.g., Heather Locklear, Farrah Fawcett, Raquel Welch.) Stuff is no longer around but in that same spirit this particular entry in the “Shout Out to: series recognizes babe of yore Dian Parkinson. 

Dian was one of the three models appearing on The Price is Right game show during its heyday in the 1970s and 80s. Beginning her career as a beauty pageant winner (Miss World USA 1971) Diane started on TPIR four years later and quickly became a favorite among male fans of the show. Recognizing Dian's seductive look and buxom figure, plus sex appeal that came right through the TV screen, TPIR producers made it a point to showcase (no pun intended) her assets on a regular basis. Male viewers would always tune in for the last ten minutes of the show hoping the showcases at the end would include a hot tub, trip to Hawaii, or some other prize that would feature Dian appearing in a bikini. Incredibly, Dian was able to keep her amazing figure well into her 40s. 

Regrettably, Dian never branched out to do movie roles, TV guest spots or anything other than TPIR. In 1991 however, Playboy, which had pursued her for years, finally convinced her to pose for their magazine. The result was one of the highest selling issues of all time and a curtain call second pictorial in the May1993 issue. A Playboy newsstand special and celebrity centerfold video followed, but again Dian never capitalized on her popularity and the boost the Playboy publicity gave her. She finally retired from TPIR at age 49 after filing a lawsuit against Bob Barker for sexual harassment. The suit was later dropped and Dian has since disappeared from public life. Still, she apparently remains in the memories of many others — so much so that there are several compilations of her TPIR swimsuit work all over YouTube.

Unbelievably, Dian turns 77 in November but for those who grew up in the 70s and 80s, she remains the ultimate sexy older woman and late morning game show treat.

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October 31, 2021

Go-Go's Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (About F**king Time!)

Visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame makes many people's bucket list, including mine. The Rock Hall is often criticized for inducting artists whose musical style and influence is far removed from the "rock" genre -- artists like Donna Summer, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, The Supremes, Run-DMC and Parliament-Funkaledic. For the record (once again) the Rock Hall's mission is not to recognize rock and roll exclusively, but to "honor artists whose music created the sound of youth culture." The Rock Hall, via official statements and quotes from its representatives, has restated this idea (in one form or another) on numerous occasions so everyone really should be good with that. 

What it's okay not to be good with are the many egregious omissions among the Rock Hall's inductees. These include Foreigner, The Smiths, Spinners, B-52's, Squeeze, Suzi Quatro, Paul Revere and the Raiders, George Michael, Styx, Devo, Kool & The Gang, Weezer, Duran Duran and most amazingly, Pat Benatar. Nevertheless, to its credit, the Rock Hall corrected one of its other omissions this weekend by inducting the Go-Go's. 

Emerging as a punk band in the late 70s before ultimately evolving into a new wave/pop group, their definitive lineup consisted of guitarist Jane Wiedlin, bassist Kathy Valentine, drummer Gina Schock, guitarist and keyboardist Charlotte Caffey, and lead singer Belinda Carlisle. I won't go over the band's bio, resume, or discography (you can find these things anywhere across the web) but suffice it to say that the Go-Go's are the greatest female band of all time -- and still the only one to score a #1 album (1981's Beauty and the Beat.)

Make no mistake, the Go-Go's induction was a very big deal. Events this weekend included a red carpet event, plaque unveiling, Q&A, autograph session, interviews -- and on Saturday night, their formal induction (by Drew Barrymore), speeches, performance and traditional jam session with the other inductees. Check out some of the photos below:










The Go-Go's being honored this way is even more significant when you consider that many of group's fellow girl bands (as well as their 1970s/80s Los Angeles punk and new wave contemporaries) have not been inducted -- or for that matter, even nominated -- for the Rock Hall.) The Runaways are not in. Neither are the Bangles, Motels, X, Black Flag, Berlin or Oingo Boingo. 

So once again, congrats to this seminal 80's band for yet another groundbreaking achievement. All I can say is I echo Stella McCartney's sentiment when she -- on the occasion of her dad Paul's long overdue induction as a solo artist in 1999 -- wore this unforgettable t-shirt to the ceremony.

I wish I had Stella's shirt to wear in the Go-Go's honor this weekend, but I guess I'll have to settle for one of my own (below.)



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