9. He's a real All-American guy.
Al's the kind of guy we'd enjoy hanging out with -- he drives a Dodge, drinks beer, likes sports and John Wayne movies, and he frequents a local strip bar called "The Jiggly Room."
Al's favorite TV show glorified guns, violence, and matricide. Sadly, a Congressional hearing in season 9 led to its cancellation.
7. He's got cool friends.
Where would Al be without his running buddies, Jefferson, Griff, Ike, Bob Rooney, and Officer Dan?
6. Chicks dig him.
Pamela Anderson, Heather Parkhurst, Renee Tenison and Bobbi Brown (all pictured below), Shannon Tweed, Neriah Davis, Vanna White, Tawny Kitaen, Donna D'Errico, Shae Marks, Jerry Hall, Petra Verkaik, Brandi Brandt, Meilani Paul and the Swedish Bikini Team all guested on Married and shared scenes with Al.
5. He's great with the insults.
4. His daughter is hot!
3. He's the founder of No Ma'am.
With their motto of "Carpe Mammarium" ("Seize the hooters") the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood does more fine work than Greenpeace, Feed The Children, and the Red Cross combined.
2. He scored 4 touchdowns in one game!
1. He makes us feel better about ourselves.
No matter how lousy our lives are, Al's is just a little bit worse. His neverending misery somehow cheers us up.
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